INCREDIBLE YOU (SEXY FLIRTY DIRTY #3) - REVIEW TOUR STOP
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Title: Incredible You
Series: Sexy Flirty Dirty #3
Author: Lili Valente
Release Date: October 25
From the USA Today Bestselling author of Magnificent Bastard comes a sexy, flirty, dirty standalone rom com…on ice.
They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants.
Lord have f*cking mercy, but the man’s been given a gift. (And I’ve heard he knows exactly how to use it.) From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear the man is packing below the belt. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere.
Heart, brains, sex-vibe, and the ability to make me laugh so hard I almost pee my pants—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man.
He’s also my client and OFF LIMITS. Oh, and he has an ex who’s completely crazy pants and out for my blood.
I should steer clear of this man, and I would, if my dragon weren’t so completely incredible…
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The name sounded like a joke. Who in the hell wants a “Miraculous Mess” running damage control on his f*cked up love life?
Well…me, it turns out.
By the time I leave her apartment on day one, I’m halfway gone on Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby. By the end of our first date, I know my life won’t be complete until I’ve had this beautiful, sexy, perfectly wild woman in every filthy way I’ve imagined since our first kiss.
I want her, all of her, from that smart mouth that makes me smile to the wounded heart I know I can heal. If she’ll let me.
Can a Madison Avenue princess and a dragon from the wrong side of the tracks live happily ever after?
If I have my way, the world is about to find out.
Warning: Incredible You is a sexy, standalone romantic comedy told from BOTH the hero and the heroine's point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of hot steamy sexy times, laugh out loud textual healing, and an aw-out-loud happily ever after.
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“You’re not a klutz,” I say, guiding her closer. “I love the way you move.”
“Yeah?” She bites her lip, bringing to mind that list of bitable body parts I hope to be getting from her later.
“Yeah,” I say, my gaze fixed on her sexy mouth.
“I could watch you walk across a room all day long. Just the way your hips shift beneath your clothes drives me crazy.”
“Real life crazy,” she says softly.
“Real life crazy,” I confirm. “So crazy that on the way up in that elevator, it was all I could do not to flip the emergency switch.”
Her lashes sweep down and back up, heat flickering in her eyes. “And what would you have done after you flipped the switch, dragon?”
“I would have kissed you, princess.” I don’t bother to hide the hunger in my voice. “I would have pushed you up against the wall and kissed every part of you not covered by that sexy as fuck dress. And then I would have gone after the covered parts, just to see how far you would let me go before you told me to stop.”
“And what if I didn’t tell you to stop?”
Her tongue sweeps across her lips and my cock jerks hard in my pants, losing the battle against what this woman does to me.
“Then I guess our first time would have been in an elevator.” I pull her closer, jaw clenching as her stomach presses against where I’m hard enough to slay dragons with my cock.
“Good God,” she mutters, her breath rushing out with this sexy little moan that destroys the last of my self-restraint.
“I would have had you up against the wall,” I say, speaking low so my words are for her and no one else. “But first, I would have made you come, princess. On my fingers, my mouth, my tongue. I’ve been dreaming about fucking you with my tongue since I left your apartment that first afternoon.”
“Me, too,” she whispers, arching closer. “But you have to stop.”
“No, I wouldn’t have stopped,” I promise, deliberately misunderstanding her, because I need to make that blush staining her cheeks spread across her entire body. “I wouldn’t have stopped until you were completely fucking useless, Willoughby. Until you’d come so hard your knees were weak and I had to carry you out of the elevator.”
“Jake, I—”
“But I wouldn’t have carried you into the party,” I push on. “I would have hit the ground floor button, carried your fine ass straight into a cab, and told the driver to break every traffic law required to get us to my place in five minutes. Because I wouldn’t have been able to wait more than five minutes to have you, to be inside of you.”
She trembles against me as her forehead falls to rest against my shoulder. “This is so wrong. So wrong.”
“No, it’s not,” I insist. “It’s the rightest thing I’ve felt in so damned long. And as long as you want me, too, I don’t—”
“Oh, I do.” Her words send a fierce wave of relief rushing through me. “I want you, Jake. I want you so much I can barely think of anything else.”
“And I want you. I want to be inside you so fucking bad, princess,” I whisper, my balls aching miserably between my legs. “I want to feel you come on me. I want you naked and wet and—”
“Screw the pictures.” Her breath rushes out as she grabs a fistful of my shirt and pulls me to a stop at the edge of the dance floor, her eyes hungry and wild. “I need to be alone with you, Falcone. Right fucking now.”
And that’s all I fucking need to hear.
Without another word, I wrap my arm around her waist and aim us both toward the cocktail lounge.
Other books in this Series
Magnificent Bastard (Sexy Flirty Dirty #1)
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Spectacular Rascal (Sexy Flirty Dirty #2)
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Meet the Author
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn't be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich's red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale. These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
Connect with Lili
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorLiliValente Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13418410.Lili_Valente Amazon: http://amzn.to/2bIVDHS Website: www.lilivalente.com
We fell in love with the Magnificent Bastard and went on a wild ride with the Spectacular Rascal. Now it's time to see how much trouble the Miraculous Mess can get herself into with a hunky hockey player.
Turns out......a lot.
Shane Willoughby can't say no to a friend. When Magnificent Bastard Consulting gets its rare male client, Bash asks Shane to help out. It might just be the best decision she's ever made. Jake Falcone is the stuff dreams are made of, and Shane is gonna have her hands full keeping this all about business.
Lili Valente has done it again. This whole series is fantastic, and I especially LOVED this newest addition. I absolutely adore Shane. She's the kind of person that doesn't care what others think and says the first thing that pops into her head, whether it's appropriate or not.
And Jake? Well, he's just amazing! A stand-out hockey star with a true rags to riches story, Jake will melt your heart from the first time you meet him. He's humble, sweet, and a whole lot of stubborn wrapped up in the sexiest package there is (complete with rippling abs and everything).
The story was great! The author takes us on another wild ride, full of lust, love, steamy hot passion, and a little danger to boot. I highly recommend this book! And definitely pick up the other books in this series too! This is 100% a binge-worthy collection!!!
